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Better with sound!
Nothing delivers your message like a flaming bag of dog doo.
And WE'LL DELIVER IT FOR YOU!
Leave the legwork and the culpability to us.
It's EASY! It's ANONYMOUS!
And whether you need VENGEANCE or a GREAT GIFT,
IT'S THE SOLUTION!
The Flaming Bag of Dog Doo Delivery's crack team of operatives includes van driver, sprinter, photographer and back-up dog. The sprinter deploys
the bag, and when The Target responds to the doorbell, our photographer's telescopic lens will capture the magic moment that will warm your heart for years to come. And you'll receive 25 glossy prints!
Additional prints, enlargements, framed prints-on-canvas, postcards, shirts,
hats, mugs, magnets, mousepads and Christmas ornaments are available.
NOT AVAILABLE OUTSIDE A 25-MILE RADIUS
OF POKE MANUFACTURING & KENNEL.
The ECONOMY Package
An EFFECTIVE ALTERNATIVE for
THE COST-CONSCIOUS AVENGER
Instead of nighttime deployment of a flaming bag, our Day Team's well-marked van will make slow passes by Your Target's residence, to the attention of as many neighbors as possible.
On The Target's front door we'll leave an FBoDD door hanger with the message "Sorry we missed you! We'll try again!" Recipients will also receive a postcard by mail reminding them, "Someone's thinking of you! Call now to schedule delivery."
NOT AVAILABLE OUTSIDE A 25-MILE RADIUS OF POKE MFG. & KENNEL.
For The
Out-of-Towner
Sorry, we cannot perform sorties beyond a 25-mile
radius of Poke Manufacturing and Kennel, but the
Flaming Bag of Dog Doo Delivery
Armory & Gift Shoppe
is here to serve your retribution and gift-giving needs.
Help someone celebrate graduation, jumpstart retirement, or resolve issues out-of-court.
Lighten a load with levity, stuff a stocking with empowerment, and give the Christmas
gift-grab's most-grabbed gift.
Our do-it-yourself and FBoDD logo items make IDEAL GIFTS for any occasion, especially Christmas!
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